not by a long shot

This is okay:

I mean, cute dog, cute cat... What's not to love, right?

This, however.

This is most definitely NOT okay:

Yes, that's my name on the address label. Not "Dear Neighbor" or "Our Dear Friend at..."

I will say this, though: at least they're offering that puzzles & games booklet to help keep my mind sharp.

Now where did I put those damn dentures?Follow @nicole_mcinnes