Coffee consumption is one of the unfortunate habits I picked up during our year in the fast-paced Bay Area, and I'm finding myself needing to cut back in order to better pace myself for re-entry here. Case in point: Yesterday's trip to Sam Walton's Evil Empire (as living in Marin has trained me to view it). Approaching the Wal-Mart parking lot I was locked and loaded in my little pickup truck, ready to pounce on the first available parking spot that presented itself. Because I've also been trained to realize that it's every woman for herself out there in traffic. Outta my WAY, people. But as soon as I drove down the first row, it became abundantly clear that parking was not going to be an issue, because I was back in Flagstaff now. Not only were there plenty of spaces right near the entrances, but each space was HUGE. That's because people drive trucks here. They pull horse trailers and they drive in from the Navajo and Hopi Reservations to load up with supplies. People here wear western hats and cowboy boots and Wranglers, and they don't look at all ridiculous. In fact, they look quite fetching. I'd almost forgotten. I didn't have to wait in line for a shopping cart, and inside the store the Wal-Mart greeter actually seemed sincere when he greeted me, rather than seeming as if he'd just as soon stab me with a fondue fork for inconveniencing him with my presence.
And Wal-Mart. Oh, Wal-Mart. I have missed you. Yes, you're an ugly, big box, and yes, you're accused of putting the Mom and Pops out of business. But where else can one find enormous boxes of Reduced Fat Cheez-Its for $2.50 each; the best-fitting and longest-lasting jeans I've ever worn for $10.88; and YOPLAIT FOR $0.50, AND THAT'S NOT ON SALE??
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